When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
- Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

(via shutupsophy)

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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(via shutupsophy)

thatawkwardnolan:


You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

Forever reblog.

fictivetruism:

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

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(via facetious-noncompliance)

Expectation is the root of all heartache.
- I love this quote, but it’s not Shakespeare. 

(Source: psych-facts, via virgini-titty)

Me: White bread Dad, really?

Him: No, see I’m toasting it. That makes it brown

twiincaptor:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

real life shiny pokemon

(via facetious-noncompliance)

Before I start writing:: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down.
After I open a blank document:: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.
smokeporch:

All the single ladies